Sarah del Rio@sarahdelri0
That moment when the Tooth Fairy doesn’t come because the Tooth Fairy fell asleep reading at 8:30 PM.

Domestic Goddess@DomesticGoddss
7: When I was waiting up for the tooth fairy I saw you tiptoe in my room.
Me: *panicking*
7: Were you trying to see her too?
Me: I SURE WAS!

Andy H.@AndyAsAdjective
ME: what’s the going rate for the tooth fairy these days? like $1? $2?
WIFE: it’s more like $5
ME: well the tooth fairy’s a goshdarn idiot

Lea Grover@bcmgsupermommy
Nobody tells you that a big part of parenting is burgling body parts from your sleeping children.

Sarcastic Mommy@sarcasticmommy4
Out of all the jobs I’ve had, Tooth Fairy has been the hardest.

Simon Holland
Being out of town for work when your kid loses a tooth at home is like winning the parenthood lottery.

The Dose of Reality@TheDoseTweets
6 y.o. just lost her first tooth. In her note she asked for 5 Moolah. Apparently, she thinks the tooth fairy is a mobster.

kelly oxford
This morning 5yr old described tooth fairy “She’s almost 2ft tall & her hand is half the size of my hand.” And it scared the shit out of me.

Karri-Leigh@karri_leigh
You don’t know fear until you’ve been the Tooth Fairy.
7yo lost a tooth & we’re on vacation so since we used all our $1’s at the arcade, I guess the Tooth Fairy’s giving her Funland tickets.

Sara Says Stop@PetrickSara
The Caboodle that used to hold my makeup back in high school now hordes my kids’ old baby teeth and emergency tooth fairy money.

James Breakwell
I convinced my kid the tooth fairy didn’t come because she works every other night

Not sure if this is my best or worst moment of parenting

HollowTreeVentures@RobynHTV
I just found my baby teeth in an old jewelry box & it warms my heart to know that someday my kids will find theirs and be equally horrified.

Robert Knop@FatherWithTwins
7yo: *Super sad
Me: “Sometimes the tooth fairy gets really busy, son”
*Wife and I pantomime to each other “I thought you were going to…”

Adam Horowitz
What’s the proper amount of $ for tooth fairy to leave a child that makes them happy but doesn’t incentivize them to rip out rest of teeth?

One Classy Motha@MothaKim
“In my day, I’d buy a doll with 1 trip from the tooth fairy. Today, that same doll will cost you 5 teeth”

Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy22
Not sure my son is thrilled with the 30% off Bed Bath and Beyond coupon the tooth fairy left him last night.

Kathy Cooperman@Kathy_Cooperman
5yo: “What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?”
10yo: “Puts them into sets for old people.”

Kim Bongiorno
Parenthood is waking up feeling like a normal person, then realizing you’re pulling clean underwear from a drawer full of tiny human teeth.

Nicole Blades
The Youngster said his tooth feels loose… and I AM NOT READYYYY!

Brenna Jennings@SuburbanSnaps
“The Tooth Fairy left me a dollar so we can go to Starbucks for breakfast.” LOLOLOLOL